JJB reacted to missmary in The crazy things people say
recounting frustrating coop story to a newer coworker about how they never have lamb liver anymore and that I found out it is because they can only get 1.5 lbs per week (that's all the liver from the two lambs they break down and sell for meat) and somebody has been reserving the whole lot FOR A DOG! So I'm complaining that it is not fair and I should find that dog and negotiate for a 1/4 lb and he looks at me totally straight-faced and says:
"what's it for, your cat?"
JJB reacted to Chocoholic382 in The crazy things people say
Just found this thread--I have so much to contribute!! At the handful of events where I sat, complaint-free, with my glass of water because all food was non-compliant, here are a few of the many comments I've received:
The How's-That-Deprivation-Treating-You line of comments:
"Are you sure you can have the water here? I'm not sure they imported it from Swiss mountaintops." "Enjoying the air over there? I know you're not enjoying anything else!" "Here, you wanna smell it?" "How many days until you can have real food again?"
The Healthy-Eating-Makes-You-An-Alien line of comments:
"I feel like we shouldn't look at Chocoholic while we're eating. Like we should avoid eye contact the way I do when my dog's near the table." "Aww, is there no weird stuff for you here?"
The You're-Ruining-Life-Itself line of comments:
"That's no way to live." "You only live once." "I'd rather die happy than live on lettuce."
The I-Can't-Wrap-My-Mind-Around-This line of comments:
"You can't have WINE? It's healthy!" "So what's even left to eat?" "How's the diet?...Oh right, detox. Cleanse?" "But you don't need to lose weight, so why are you doing this?"
I swear I'm not making up a single one.
JJB reacted to Alliath in The crazy things people say
You guys. Are you ready for the best story ever? ARE YOU?
Tonight boyfriend I went over to a friend's house for dinner. This friend knows I am doing Whole 30 and is bemused by it, but has been supportive. She made a dish served over couscous, but made sure she cooked everything else with nothing I couldn't have, and I just brought cauliflower rice to go on mine.
Friend has a four year old daughter. This is relevant.
So we're all chatting before dinner, and me doing the Whole 30 comes up, and friend's husband is giving me grief about it, and like a million times in the conversation, "whole wheat" comes up with reference to the couscous. He's saying things like "but it's whole wheat," and "whole wheat is good for you," and whole wheat whole wheat whole wheat ad nauseum.
So we sit down to dinner, and the four year old takes one look at the couscous and starts to cry. Husband shoots me this dirty look and I'm like DUDE I didn't say anything to your kid, I would never, and so he says, "Baby, the couscous is so good, it's whole wheat."
Kidlet cries harder. Dad says, "Why don't you want to eat the good whole wheat, is it because Miss Ali isn't eating it?"
"NO," sobs the kidlet, "THAT'S WHAT GOES IN THE KITTY POTTY."
They use this: http://www.swheatscoop.com/our-products/original-formula/
JJB reacted to MrsStick in The crazy things people say
Tuesday night, at a friend's house with several other friends for dinner.
V: Speaking of carbs, I made this terrific low carb dessert! It was gluten-free brownies on the bottom, with whipped cream and raspberries and chocolate sauce.
Me: I don't think it was low carb.
V: Oh, but it was! The brownies were gluten free!
Me: Gluten =/= carbs.
V: Oh. But it was at least healthy because it was gluten free!
Me: *mental facepalm* *polite smile* *talk to someone else*
JJB reacted to Fenderbender in Fat adaption, starchy carbs
Beachchica makes a great point...... It is to easy to get bogged down and focused on details.... Relax and enjoy that you are doing the right thing for your body... Your running will come into line.
From my experience, and I'm not a distance athlete but a converted crazy cross fitter, eating the template and only one sweet potato and occasionally one fruit a day, puts me a the zone where at 50 yrs old I'm smoking most of the 20-30 year olds in strength and conditioning... I'm at the top 10% of the white board most days . We have a big strong box with fierce competitors so that's a big accomplishment .... I've also been steadily cutting weight
Eating w30 reaps many many rewards, I can't fathom living any other way!!!
JJB reacted to carolinaBlue in The crazy things people say
Conversation during dinner last night:
Hubby: What's this red thing?
Me: Tomatoes quartered, seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic powder, tossed with coconut oil and roasted in the oven.
Hubby: Hmm. It's really good but you know I don't like tomatoes.
Me: I know. Give it to me & I'll have it for breakfast.
Hubby: Oh, I ate it all. But this pasta is really good. Have we had this before?
Me: It's not pasta. I julienned zucchini and summer squash, seasoned it up and then sauteed it
Hubby: I hate zucchini.
Me: Ok, just give it to me and I'll have it for breakfast tomorrow.
Hubby: Oh, I ate it all.
Me: (Silently giving him a confused look)
Hubby: Why are you looking at me like that?
JJB reacted to Danielle Rutherford in Weight Loss?
Thanks to everyone for the responses! It's hard to change mentality after years of calorie counting, measuring, tracking, etc. I am going to try and just listen to my body and eat when I'm hungry and stop when I'm full. I know I'm only on day four but I could swear my digestive system already feels happier and lighter!