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I guess the fact that I was eating a ton of veggies made a female coworker ask, "Are you eating for you and the baby?"
 
First of all, I AM NOT PREGNANT, nor do I look pregnant.  
Second: I would never say that to another female even if she was pregnant. 
Third: We are not even friends so she has no reason to speak to me as if it is ok to say whatever is on her mind.
Four: She is much larger than me (I know petty but she just called me pregnant)
Fifth: It took everything I had not to say a snarky comment back about her health. (The comment was incase you were wondering , "Gee, I guess we all can't have your girlish figure and be as fit as you while eating that"  
 
Rant over.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die!"

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die!"

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die!"

Maybe train yourself to eat poison while you're at it???

I guess the fact that I was eating a ton of veggies made a female coworker ask, "Are you eating for you and the baby?"
 
First of all, I AM NOT PREGNANT, nor do I look pregnant.  
Second: I would never say that to another female even if she was pregnant. 
Third: We are not even friends so she has no reason to speak to me as if it is ok to say whatever is on her mind.
Four: She is much larger than me (I know petty but she just called me pregnant)
Fifth: It took everything I had not to say a snarky comment back about her health. (The comment was incase you were wondering , "Gee, I guess we all can't have your girlish figure and be as fit as you while eating that"  
 
Rant over.

Ready for another one? This is a conversation that I actually had at work today. I am still confused by it.
Coworker: What are you having for dinner?
Ali: Meatloaf.
Coworker: How can you have meatloaf?
Ali: ... because it is a loaf made of meat? Also veggies.
Coworker: No, I mean... you can't have meatloaf without oats.
Ali: I would hazard a guess that you can, since it is in fact called a meat loaf and not an oat loaf. (Oat loaf would be a great band name.)
Coworker: Well... but you can't have ketchup.
Ali: I can if there are no sugar and no additives.
Coworker: Where did you possibly find ketchup without sugar?
Ali: Oh, I made some.
Coworker: YOU CAN'T MAKE KETCHUP.
Ali: ... yes you can.
Coworker: HOW?
Ali: I found a recipe on the internet.
Coworker: YOU CAN'T FIND A RECIPE FOR KETCHUP ON THE INTERNET.
Ali: ... there you go again. This is a thing I have done. It occurred in the past. It has already happened.
Her tone was seriously as though I had stated I found a recipe for the philosopher's stone on the internet. KETCHUP: ONE OF THE LOST WONDERS OF THE ANCIENT WORLD, you guys.

I guess the fact that I was eating a ton of veggies made a female coworker ask, "Are you eating for you and the baby?"
 
First of all, I AM NOT PREGNANT, nor do I look pregnant.  
Second: I would never say that to another female even if she was pregnant. 
Third: We are not even friends so she has no reason to speak to me as if it is ok to say whatever is on her mind.
Four: She is much larger than me (I know petty but she just called me pregnant)
Fifth: It took everything I had not to say a snarky comment back about her health. (The comment was incase you were wondering , "Gee, I guess we all can't have your girlish figure and be as fit as you while eating that"  
 
Rant over.

"I just don't understand why you would do that to yourself!" This was uttered last night by a colleague who trained 6 days a week for a year, and barely drank any alcohol in that time, preparing for an Ironman. If she doesn't understand, who will!
Oh, and my best friend freaked out and practically threw a tantrum today when I said I won't be drinking at her birthday gathering next week. Good to know I'm such bad company sober!

Speechless!!

http://nomnompaleo.com/post/66981815680/paleo-cran-cherry-sauce#more
 
 
Here is something you can look into if you want cranberry sauce.

"Are you on the Flintstone diet?" 
 
SMH

"Are you on the Flintstone diet?" 
 
SMH

Just like a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not necessarily a square. So grains are carbs but carbs are not necessarily grains. Why is this such a hard concept to grasp?

I had this discussion with a friend of mine
 
Friend - Well it's not healthy not to eat carbs.  Our bodies need carbs.
 
Me - Oh I couldn't agree with you more.  Definitely our bodies need carbs
 
Friend - but then why are you cutting them out if you feel that way
 
Me - Oh but I haven't cut them out.  I eat plenty of them. 
 
Friend - But you cut out pasta and bread - how can you be eating carbs?
 
Me - I eat sweet potato, beets, squashes, celery root, parsnips - these are all carbs.
 
Friend - no they are not - they're vegetables!
 
Me - Mental Facepalm - lets' just call them carby vegetables.

"Are you on the Flintstone diet?" 
 
SMH

"salad is not a food!"
wha-what? I still wonder what they think salad is.
One of my favorites was a vegetarian co-worker who was drinking a Diet coke and eating Fritos and a hostess cupcake told me that the grassfed steak on my salad would give me colon cancer. I looked at her lunch and then at mine and said "that is a risk I am willing to take."