Okay, I lied....I have one!! My co-worker wanted to go out to dinner at a bar.. he turned me to me and said... "oh wait you don't eat or drink." I died laughing. I eat real food and don't drink alcohol! Sorrrrrry!
I don't have anything especially funny or out of the ordinary to add to this page right now but I think it is absolutely amazing! Made my day reading a bunch of these!!! Some people don't understand until they do it for themselves