I LOL real hard (which hurt because I'm sore from doing situps!)
You say bread has got so much carbs and sugar, it really could be cake.
You look in other people's cart at grocery store and get depressed from all the non-fat crap.
You can't help but debate with believers of the non-fat theory.
You can't help but laugh or feel disgusted by reading ingredients of fake vegan meat.
You point out to your pharmacist that Omega 3-6-9 should not be sold and go on about the importance of omega3 to omega 6 ratio.