When discussing why I choose to eat a healthy diet and avoid processed food with an overweight coworker (who is quite up front about his love of junk and poor health)
Me: I would rather not eat something that contains ingredients that I have to Google to identify. (referring to International Delight coffee creamers that stock our office fridge in multiple flavors)
Him: But that's what makes it taste good!
Me: Well I don't really think it does. Plus I want make sure I am healthy and around for my kids for a long time.
Him: But you could get hit by a bus tomorrow. I would rather die happy.
Me: *eye roll* If that helps you sleep at night...
And he has a young child...