tinman57 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Yup. Dec 1 will be a new Whole30. What have I gained since my last one? Well, outside of running through oats and tortillas and vino like you-know-what through a goose, I have gained: Swollen ankles Itchy eyes Sneezy nose Itchy Other Parts Dry skin Crankiness Under eye circles Acne Joint Pain Sounds like fun, eh? The antithesis of a Success Story, these past few weeks could be called "Tinman's Brain Takes A Vacation". Or "Tinman's Lower Intestine Rides a Roller Coaster". It's hard to choose between gross TMI and catchy retro titles. Either way I'm going to return to Whole30 eating December 1. It's kind of lame not to just say "I'll start today" but there's something magical about the start date. On the other hand, cooler brains than mine are probably saying "Just wait until Jan 1 with all the other schlubbs who make resolutions." But I don't want my 2015 Resolution to be "I'll eat food". I think that's like saying "I'll breathe." There are so man other things I could use 2015 for and I don't want them to involve food! So here I go again. It's okay though, really. There's more than a little circumstantial evidence that when I eat certain foods, I have negative effects. Tah dah. I'm a simple person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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