MistyJG Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Day 5 Notes: *** I have the vague feeling that I'm going to have an accident at my desk. WTHeck? Nobody likes a poopy pants coworker. Also... * It is -18 here in Minneapolis right now - you know what would be good? Waffles. Waffles with syrup and bacon and a latte. In bed. * My pants are a bit tight, but I'm also wearing two pairs of them because It's Cold Outside. * Yesterday my dear friend and ex-husband came to pick up our children. I handed him a big bag of groceries. "What's this?" he asked. "Well," I responded, "It's everything good and delicious in the world, but I can't eat it. Jack has been asking for cinnamon rolls all weekend, please make them. Mean Mommy just wouldn't be able to handle the smell. * I made mac and cheese for the kids, and I used a trick I learned from detectives removing moldy bodies from crime scenes - Vicks Rub under the nose - to keep me from crying salty tears into the noodles. * I did have one giant energy burst yesterday, and I cleaned like a well-oiled machine. I really need that feeling again. This morning I feel as though I may have undergone a lobotomy in my sleep. * I hate coconuts a lot, unless they are part of a satiny, non-edible concoction that I am rubbing on my skin whilst laying under the sun at the beach. That said, I may try a bit in my coffee. Because this toxic sludge in my mug is killing my soul. Still trying to channel Dale Cooper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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